Moaning

A list of types of people I find it very difficult to have a conversation with:

Anyone who prefers social media to movies and music.

Biologists who think their branch of science is the only worthwhile one.

Anyone who thinks ‘having a bike’ is the same as ‘having a hobby’

Anyone who enjoyed watching ‘Batman vs Superman’

Anyone who leaves comments below YouTube clips.

Anyone who thinks laying in the bath for two hours is a good way to spend an evening.

Anyone who supports a football team.

People who drive convertibles.

Anyone who thinks Roger Moore was the best James Bond.

Anyone who prefers a Kindle to a book.

Anyone who thinks it’s okay to drive to a destination you can walk to in under ten minutes.

People who have no reason to speak except to spread gossip.

Comedians who steal other peoples’ jokes and pass them off as their own.

Managers who steal their employees’ ideas and pass them off as their own.

People who have never cried to a song.

People who believe in astrology.

Americans.

Anyone who has a better bike than mine, but leaves it sitting in a shed.

RC 30-3-18