Charming

I know I’m not the most enthusiastic person in the world when it comes to Hallowe’en, but at least I’m not as bad as one of our customers. Two of the mums in the queue were discussing what treats to buy for little trick-or-treaters, and Phil the postman popped up with “don’t ask me - I’m the guy who puts laxatives in chocolates so the little sods have the shits next day at school.” I’m not sure whether to report him to the police or tell him he’s my hero. 

RC 30-10-17