Darwinian devilments

I’m aware that my blog posting yesterday was a bit of a rant-filled moan-a-thon, so I’ve promised myself that today’s offering will be more light-hearted:

I think the next stage of human evolution should see us develop the ability to do musical poo. A song should play out of your arse every time you drop a load. For those with a particular level of skill and a certain brand of finesse it should be possible to choose your own songs. You could have a professional poo play list. Admittedly, it might be a bit of a hindrance if you were looking to slip one out quickly and quietly somewhere, so there should also be the possibility to mute it. Wouldn’t it be great? Toilet times would no longer be embarrassing, dirty and smelly; they’d be fun! In the right set of circumstances you could go for a shit in a public loo and have a rap battle with the guy in the cubicle next to you. 
I for one would welcome this future development. 

RC 28-9-17