Thickest woman in Suffolk?

One of the managers at work has got in trouble for refusing to connect with her superiors on social media. She looked genuinely lost and confused when they were explaining why they were disappointed, and she insisted that she had been unable to sign up for LinkedIn despite all her best efforts to locate it online. 
After a long and protracted conversation, it turned out she had spent countless hours looking for a website called “Link Tin”
The mind boggles.
Well - hers doesn’t, obviously, it just stumbles along like it’s weighed down with boots full of custard, but you see what I mean…

RC 28-9-15