We nearly had a punch-up on the forecourt today.
I thought the Crazy Christmas Chaos would have calmed down by now, but apparently not. A delivery van driver and a suited man in a people carrier almost came to blows over a near-miss with an open door. It all got very red-faced and pointy, but thankfully it all calmed down before I had to either intervene or call the police. Highlights of the argument included these statements:
“Just coz you drive a van doesn’t mean you have to be a c**t”
“If your wife wasn’t so fat she wouldn’t need so much f***ing room”
So much for Christmas cheer, eh?
RC 29-12-14
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