Wednesday, 30 July 2014

Fluffy Arsecheese


Sitting in a managers meeting in a stuffy boardroom with a hangover is not the most enjoyable experience one can have.
Actually - being in a managers meeting at all is an unenjoyable experience, so maybe the added dimension of a hangover helps a little as it gives you something to think about beyond the painful boredom inflicted by Ginger Graham’s droning insistence on ‘enhanced profitability’
The only thing I can remember from the whole meeting is this:
GRAHAM: “Any other business before we close?”
ME: “Yes - any news yet on my request for a transfer to Suffolk?”
GRAHAM: “No, not yet. We’re waiting on Head Office”
ME: “Yeah, but we’ve been waiting a long time. I floated the idea about two months ago”
GRAHAM: “Ok, Well, we’ll leave it there now. Thanks everyone. Meeting closed”
If I don’t get satisfaction soon I’m going to do a big dump in the fish counter.

RC 30-7-14

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