I can barely string three words together, such has been my intake of wine. Rather than try for paragraphs, I’ll just list a few hi-lites from todays BarBQu, otherwise I’ll start typing something and forget what I’m typing about halfway through it.
So…
1. We played darts, pissed, and I missed the board with 9 consecutive darts, even though I stepped closer each time.
2. I showed everyone my tattoo, and laughed louder than any1 as I told them the story behind it
3. Just for a change, Philippa got more squiffed than I did, so she can’t tell me off for being guzzly
4. I went for a pee just before we left, and missed the toilet. I then used a towel to mop up my spillage, which I then hung back on the towel rack in the bathroom
5. I told the taxi driver to “take me to my workplace so I can torch the ****ing sh*t-hole” Thankfully, he didn’t know where I work.
6. Ah, shit, I can’t remember anything else
RC 8-9-13
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