Feels like a tumour
Hard to believe it’s only
ruptured blood vessels
Why are they called piles?
Coz they fill your body with
Piles of agony
Swollen veins like grapes
Internally, painfully
causing Rory grief
Philippa is great
But my real love right now is
Preparation H
Christmas is coming
All I want from Santa Claus
is a pain-free arse
So much discomfort
Feels like a big-booted thug
Kicked me in the hole
Each toilet visit
Is like passing razor blades
Or shitting acid
RC 17-12-12
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