Hannah was fab!
The songs were shit and they were all about being saved by Jesus, but Hannah was surprisingly fantastic and talented!
I’m feeling very proud, and a little bit drunk.
I might give up work and set myself up as a manager. Hannah can be my first client. The first thing I’ll do is get her to ditch this Christian rock group and set herself up as a grungy Goth-girl Norfolk rock-lady. We’ll hire some loud teenagers as a backing band, do covers of Kate Bush songs with a heavy metal under-twist and next thing you know she’ll be an international smash! Then it’s worldwide tours, a book deal, a film about her life and a long-running fly-on-the-wall reality show. Quids in! Give it five years and I’ll be living in luxury on a Caribbean island, where the hardest work I’ll do will be to transfer funds from my royalties account and take it out from a cash machine.
Right, that’s settled - I’m off to write my resignation!
RC 23-9-12
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