Sunday, 23 September 2012

Rockin' li'l sister


Hannah was fab!
The songs were shit and they were all about being saved by Jesus, but Hannah was surprisingly fantastic and talented!
I’m feeling very proud, and a little bit drunk.
I might give up work and set myself up as a manager. Hannah can be my first client. The first thing I’ll do is get her to ditch this Christian rock group and set herself up as a grungy Goth-girl Norfolk rock-lady. We’ll hire some loud teenagers as a backing band, do covers of Kate Bush songs with a heavy metal under-twist and next thing you know she’ll be an international smash! Then it’s worldwide tours, a book deal, a film about her life and a long-running fly-on-the-wall reality show. Quids in! Give it five years and I’ll be living in luxury on a Caribbean island, where the hardest work I’ll do will be to transfer funds from my royalties account and take it out from a cash machine.
Right, that’s settled - I’m off to write my resignation!

RC 23-9-12

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