Why do one-night stands always sleep in longer than normal people?
Why can’t fruit juice taste as nice as fruit pastilles?
Why is hair disappearing from my scalp, only to appear in my ears?
Why can’t work time pass as quickly as sleep time?
Why does my drumming sound like a dog knocking over a dustbin?
Why do I only step in dog shit when I’m wearing open-toed sandals?
Why do I find cold custard sexually arousing?
Why does doing exercise always make me feel like vomiting?
Why can’t rap singers speak in coherent sentences?
Why can’t my peaks in libido ever coincide with my girlfriends‘?
RC 21-4-12
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