Autumn assortments

Well, I’m back.
There was some lovely weather while I was away but I didn’t get a chance to enjoy it. I was locked in a sweaty conference room with lots of management types who were obsessed with “maximising aisle revenue” and “prominent positioning of prime products”
Hellish.
I let my mind wander a lot, and I spent a lot of time thinking about films, and I noticed that a lot of my favourite films have quite short titles. So I present for you:
RORY’S LIST OF THE SIX BEST FILMS WITH SIX-LETTER TITLES:

ALIENS
ARTHUR
CONVOY
FLETCH
GREASE
HARVEY

I also wrote this:
RORY’S LIST OF NAMES THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF THEY WERE GENUINE:

Sandy Flaps
Claire Skies
Bob Uppendown
John Flusher
Dusty Minge
Charlie Snorter
Rich Sauce
Jack Yercarrup
Jim Nasium
Belle Ringer

..and I wrote this haiku about my time away:

Boring hotel room.
Even more boring colleagues
What a wasted week.

It’s good to be back.

RC 19-9-11