From the journal of our Austrian correspondent...

Here are a few brief holiday highlights:

SATURDAY: Drank in airport. Drank on plane. Drunk on landing.
SUNDAY: Ate so much fruit salad I feel dizzy
MONDAY: Had a beautiful walk through the town. Austria is a bit hillier than Norfolk.
TUESDAY: Took a ride up the Kitzbulerhorn and shat my self silly in the cable car
WEDS: Stayed in bedroom all day! ‘Nuff said.
THURSDAY: Another long walk up another big hill. Glad I lost all that weight last year.
FRIDAY: Mad karaoke night in hotel. Drunk Germans singing Monkees songs..
SATURDAY: Flew home sober. Bad idea.. Glad flights over; sad holiday’s over.

RC 4-3-11