A new Top Ten

Rory’s List Of Things You Simply Have To Experience Before You Die:

I’m only 26, so this list will be expanded I’m sure, but so far I have..

1. The joy of making a prank phone call to a lonely old man or woman.
2. Serving members of the public at work while drunk
3. Sleeping naked in a cornfield
4. A Chicken Chilli Chefs Special from the Bombay Palace
5. The pain in the bowel that is brought on by experiencing the meal above
6. The feeling you get when a Driving Test Examiner tells you ‘you’ve passed’
7. Deliberately mixing chemicals wrong in a University Science Lab so you create a large explosion, or noxious fumes, or a horrible stain (or preferably all three)
8. New Year’s Eve in Edinburgh
9. A weekend drinking session with a middle-aged man from Dublin
10.Christmas Day at Ted and Beryls