Watermelon enema

I have been passing the time by putting two random words together into internet search engines and seeing what pops up…

 

‘Watermelon enema’ sounded such a brilliant phrase, so I started with that. Nothing about it exists online, but there is an EP called ‘Melon Enema’ by a band called ‘Eat Me’. I had a listen, and it’s not great. Quite punky, but not brilliantly produced.

‘Dinosaur catheter’ just brings up a list of NHS info leaflets about living with a urinary catheter. (Which in itself sounds like a bizarre set-up for a sitcom – “When Jack advertised for a room-mate, he didn’t expect this! Join us for ‘Living With A Urinary Catheter’ Fridays on Channel 4. It’s like The Odd Couple meets Scrubs”)

‘Cummerbund repartee’ took me to a specialist website that can provide official matching cummerbunds and bowties for any known regiment in the armed forces.

And ‘Culinary aftershock’ just gave me loads of information about an online game called RuneScape.

 

So I have learned nothing of any interest or benefit, but I have at least wasted 4 hours that I’m getting paid for.

RC 18-8-20