Saturday, 25 August 2018

6 days to go


A week today I take over as manager of four garages. DON’T PANIC!!!!!!
It seems strange that it all happens on a Friday, but everything with this company happens on set calendar dates, and the end of the month is the time they like to say goodbye to people. I’ve already had some unhappy responses from my new employees – some of them seem to think I’m a big, bad bastard who has swept in and ousted their previous boss. Nothing could be further from the truth, but try explaining that to a low-intelligence part-timer who is more scared of change than I am of clingfilm. I’m not letting it bother me, I’m just committing myself to being very nice to them all over the next few weeks so they can see I’m not such a bad old stick after all.
That almost makes it sound like I’m stepping forward confidently with a plan of attack. In reality I am absolutely shitting myself and feeling like someone on a luge course who has been pushed over the edge with no safety equipment and no training and is just hoping to somehow get to the bottom without dying.
I’m having doubts, sleepless nights and panic attacks and a big part of me would like to hand in my notice and run away somewhere. But I’m also looking forward to it.
I am, to say the least, weird.

RC 25-8-18

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