Records

I think I may have blown my record for “Most Words In A Single Blog Posting” out of the window yesterday. I haven’t counted them, but there seemed to be lots, and I can’t remember ever doing a longer posting in my many years as a blogger. I may be very wrong, of course. I seem to have a small memory of writing something very long to coincide with my 1000th posting. Did I do a thousand words to celebrate the thousandth? I’m not sure now, and I make a point of not looking back at past writings so I’ll never know. I have a curious feeling that if I were to look back and re-read past entries, I would see the truth about myself in word form and I would no longer be able to convince myself that my musings are the stuff of literary genius. So I leave well enough alone. I live in my little bubble of contentment and self-deception, where I have a multitude of dedicated followers in every known country in the world, whose very lives revolve around waiting to see my poetic perfection published in a post, or my earth-shattering philosophical wonderments placed, via my keyboard, upon their screens. I am a God here, and I am happy. So leave me be….

RC 8-11-17