You’re not a real man until:
You’ve got drunk and ridden in a shopping trolley
You’ve forgotten to zip up your pants after going for a pee and walked out in public with your wanger on show
You’ve owned your own car, and then crashed it
You’ve had your heart broken by a woman
You’ve been sacked for turning up late and hungover
You’ve been punched in the face, at least once
You’ve thrown up in a plant pot
You’ve driven 100 miles out of your way rather than admit that you’re lost
RC 26-8-13
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