Sunday, 25 August 2013

An onslaught of hungover haiku


Live music is great
I would love to perform live
But I play like shit

Too much alcohol
Helps you forget your problems
And then creates more

I’ll be thirty soon
How the Hell did this happen?
I still feel fifteen

Dark by nine o’clock
Next thing you know it’s Winter
And I’ll feel lousy

If I was a bee
I’d fly to America
and sting Mark Wahlberg

Supermarket work
Is just ruining your life
For minimum wage

I like my new car
But I miss TheLoveMachine
and I want her back

Films are my passion
I’m happy at the movies
As a pig in shit

If Hitler was nice
Would there be kids called Adolf
All over Europe?

Life plays a mean trick:
Men can’t live without women
But they make them mad

RC 25-8-12 

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