New hobby!

I’m going to take up magic!
My drumming is going nowhere as I can’t afford a drum kit and I don’t have anywhere to put it and even if I did Philippa would kill me after one day’s practise at home.
I like to learn new skills and I need a new pastime besides Wii and shopping on eBay. I’ve been thinking about it for days, and even considered joining the local bridge or bowls clubs; but as I’m under 60 I decided to give those a miss. 
Then - at 3am this morning, on the back of a dream about being on stage with Paul Daniels and suddenly realising I was naked - it came to me as a flash of inspiration. I was so excited I woke Philippa and said “I’m goin to be a magician!”
She hit in the chest and said “I thought the house was being burgled or something. Go back to sleep you ****ing turd.”
She’ll change her tune when I’m on “Britain’s Got Talent”

RC 23-3-13