It's Friday, so it's haiku..

I don’t like much sport
But nothing gets me going
Like women’s tennis

Diamond Jubilee…
..then it’s the Olympic Games…
Soon we’ll be bankrupt

Sometimes when it rains
I feel life washing away
and my will drowning

Cloudy English June
Puddles form and rivers swell
Summer is extinct

We’ve had so much rain
Why is there a hosepipe ban?
This country is nuts

Strawberries and cream
Umbrellas and welly boots
It must be Summer!

I like fish and chips
Nice crispy battered haddock
Makes my juices flow

If I was a dog
I’d be a randy corgi
And hump women’s legs

RC 8-6-12