I left the window open on TheLoveMachine last night and one of the neighbours cats has climbed in and slept in it and pissed everywhere. What an ARSEHOLE. I found it this morning when I went out to drive in for the early shift. I opened the door and this tabby streak of fur whizzed past me, and then the smell hit me like a piss-soaked tornado. There’s no direct bus route from this house to work so I had three choices: pay for a taxi to get me there on time, get a bus into town then get another bus out past the supermarket, which would see me arrive 40 minutes late for work, or drive in and spend all day stinking of cat urine. After much deliberation (and after chasing the tabby bastard down the street with a stick) I chose Option 4: I called work and told them I had a migraine.
You may think I’ve skived off work for a day of leisure, but if you’ve ever tried to clear piss-soaked cat hair out of your camper vans upholstery and then had to scrub it for three hours to get rid of the smell you’ll know it CANNOT be called a Day Of Leisure.
I sprayed the entire car with Febreze and hung up 7 Magic Trees and it still smells like an infected cattery.
RC 7-6-12
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