Store Wars?

Jared left a message on my ansaphone today. He called me a traitor for working at a rival supermarket, told me he would kill me if he ever saw me in the street, then asked me if I could get him a job as my assistant. Tit.
This has been a long and boring induction week so I am now going to get drunk and play strip scrabble.

Have a good weekend.

RC 20-5-11