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I've thought of a few more laws I would pass if I got elected Prime Minister:

- Anyone over 50 will be banned from driving in Norfolk.
- No-one from 'Dragon's Den' will ever be allowed to star in an advert in which they say "I'm in" or "Let me tell you where I am." If they do, they will be exiled and declared bankrupt.
- We'll get all the rain we need, but it will fall only between the hours of 1 - 5am
- Any company that starts their Christmas adverts in October will be shut down and forced to give all their money to charity.
. And a (fairly) serious one to end with - I would change the rules governing the National Lottery so that each of the following would apply:
a) The company running it can never make any money from it.
b) Politicians can never have a say in where and how any generated funds are spent.
c) No-one is allowed to spend more than £10 a week on tickets
d) Retired people will get a bonus in their pension if they don't waste their money on scratchcards.

RC 24-10-09