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I was looking at Channel 4’s website today and may have inadvertently applied to be on Deal Or No Deal.. I was searching the TV listings and clicked on the wrong link by mistake and it brought up a beaming Noel Edmonds and a submission form. Next thing I knew I was pressing ‘Send’ having written a load of absolute bullshit about my life, and why I deserved to be considered. I despise people with a need to be on telly, and yet somehow the thought of three weeks in a hotel with a chance to win a quarter-of-a-million at the end of it is persuasive. I doubt they’ll get back to me anyway – I put my full name down as Rory Horatio Chesworth-Kuntz, and put my date of birth as last Tuesday… The dangers of internet browsing after half a bottle of sherry I’m afraid. I think I may also have ordered a lorry-load of mouthwash for my neighbour, but I guess we’ll wait and see on that one…
After a sobering kip this afternoon, I’m settling down with a microwaved roast to watch the ‘Mission: Impossible’ trilogy on Widescreen. Tomorrow I’m taking Hannah out for lunch before going off to earn decent money as an over-qualified under-professional shelf-filler. If you had told me in the Spring that life would be this good by January I’d have laughed in your face, or punched you.
My life is getting better by the day.

RC 11-1-09
1815 GMT