Almost advent..

It’s the last day of November.
It’s 5.45 a.m.
It’s still dark outside, but I thought I’d write a blog anyway, because if I post one today, I’ll break my personal record for The Most Number Of Blogs Written And Posted In A Month. Is it just a coincidence that since mum left and I split up with Melissa I’ve been spending a lot more time writing? No – those two bitches stifled my creativity and cornered my intellect into places it couldn’t flourish.
Actually, that’s all I can think of at the moment. I’ll write more later.

10.35am – just woke in a cold sweat and panic thinking “Sod it – its half ten – I’m late for work..” Good job I realised my mistake or I’d have turned up at the supermarket 36 hours early for my shift.. My body seems stuck halfway between the old, regular sleep pattern and the new regime that working nights has inflicted on it. My digestive system is a mess, I only sleep for two hours at a time and I’ve developed some weird kind of gingivitis. The internet tells me the body can adapt within four weeks. So I should get used to my working hours the week before I leave…

5 p.m – Hannah and I are working on Christmas cards. I’ve just written “To Aunty Janey – your drunken bitch of a sister has left us now so we’re gonna have a Happy Xmas. Hope you do too..” The message doesn’t seem to fit with the cartoon snowman on the front, so maybe I’ll have to tone it down a bit..

That’ll do for today.

RC 20-11-08
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