Thursday, 30 October 2025

I just can't shake it off...

The world is determined to force me to see nothing but joy and wonder, and to notice that the happiest families are the ones that have more than just two children. This is not what I need to be seeing right now, in my unexpected week of weakness, so I'm trying to hide in the office as much as I can and distract myself by listening to music. And I'm trying very hard not to acknowledge my wife's existence in case she senses how I've been thinking and pounces upon it. And I daren't even look at her in case I find her attractive and get tempted to take her to bed.
There are drugs that can stop you feeling horny; there are drugs that can stop you feeling depressed; why aren't there any that can stop me from feeling broody???

RC 30-10-25


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