I'm still feeling braindead after my online
shitshow (sorry - 'seminar') this week.
Jesus, what a waste of time.
I don't know what you do for a living, but let's imagine, just for the sake of
argument, that you are a butcher. Now imagine that your boss tells you that you
need to attend some additional online training stuff to keep you up to speed on
how to be a good butcher. Now imagine that the person leading that training
does not have a background in butchery, or in any kind of customer service, or
in any kind of skilled manual labour that might be applied to your job with a
bit of tinkering. Imagine instead that the person leading the training looks
like they have literally just fallen off the stage at a graduation ceremony at
a lower-grade university somewhere after getting a low-grade degree in
something completely unrelated to the field about which they are talking, and
imagine that they have compiled one (and only one) PowerPoint presentation full
of flowery buzzwords and management wankspeak, and that they have decided to
present that presentation regardless of its relevance to their audience. So
instead of useful CPD stuff about how you cut and serve certain parts of certain
animals, or how you treat customers, or how you develop your business to reach
a larger market, or anything that might remotely resemble an iota of something
worthwhile and useful to your trade, you have to spend all day sitting through
a collection of pie charts and waffly articles, brought to you by some Home
Counties oik who looks like he still needs acne cream and hasn't been taught
how to tie a Windsor knot properly without breaking two fingers.
That's pretty much what I went through yesterday.
Waste of time.
RC 6-6-25
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