Thursday, 4 July 2024

Another rant?

Just for a giggle, I decided to enable 'Smart Predictive Text' on my mobile phone today, and I'm not sure the word 'Smart' is being used appropriately or forgivably. I was typing out a paragraph to Philippa and it literally got NONE of the words correct that I was aiming for. The whole thing was a shambles, but the best of the bunch was when I clearly slid my finger over the letters to spell out the word TOMORROW and the word that appeared on my screen was TINNITUS, which made no sense in any way and wasn't even close to what I'd swiped over. So I deleted that word and tried again, placing my finger precisely on the centre of the letter 'T' and then carefully tracing a path over the letters O-M-O-R-R-O-W in the correct order, and this time the word that appeared on the screen was GONORRHOEA.
So thank you, Samsung, because it's really useful for my troubled marriage if I start sending my wife messages that inadvertently bring STIs into the equation.

RC 4-7-24

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