Just
for a giggle, I decided to enable 'Smart Predictive Text' on my mobile phone
today, and I'm not sure the word 'Smart' is being used appropriately or
forgivably. I was typing out a paragraph to Philippa and it literally got NONE
of the words correct that I was aiming for. The whole thing was a shambles, but
the best of the bunch was when I clearly slid my finger over the letters to
spell out the word TOMORROW and the word that appeared on my screen was
TINNITUS, which made no sense in any way and wasn't even close to what I'd swiped
over. So I deleted that word and tried again, placing my finger precisely on the
centre of the letter 'T' and then carefully tracing a path over the letters
O-M-O-R-R-O-W in the correct order, and this time the word that appeared on the
screen was GONORRHOEA.
So thank you, Samsung, because it's really
useful for my troubled marriage if I start sending my wife messages that
inadvertently bring STIs into the equation.
RC 4-7-24
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