Collective Collection

I've decided to invent my own Collective Nouns, which I think are more appropriate for the modern age. I've even made some up for groups that wouldn't have existed years ago when these lists were first noted down.

A phalange of podiatrists
An umbrella of peacocks
A bullshit of lawyers
A tremor of elephants
A wanking of Youtubers
A blushing of piglets
An unravelling of doctors
An elongation of giraffes
A dampening of submarines
A cesspit of estate agents

RC 26-2-24