Sunday, 4 September 2022

Well, oil be...


I've been having some pain in my right ear and missing a few things that people have said to me, so it was recommended that I heat some olive oil up on a spoon and pour it into my earhole. Sounded like a wind-up, but I looked it all up and its legit advice. It helps to soften and loosen any earwax that might be clogging up the tubes, apparently. Trouble is, it's incredibly hard to be able to tilt your head to one side while aiming a spoonful of cooking product into it, especially when you have to use a mirror and everything is arse-about-face. So I asked my wife for help. Unfortunately, she made the spoon too hot and then touched my ear with it as she poured. Reacting to the painful burn, I jerked my head slightly, and as a result the oil dribbled into my eye. Have you ever tried removing extra virgin olive oil from your eye? It's a nightmare.
So now I have a stinging eye AND earache.
Happy Sunday, everyone.


RC 4-9-22

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