Thursday, 14 July 2022

Dripping like a dunked dog

In what was possibly the best decision I have made all year, I legged it to the beach after finishing work and dove headfirst into the sea. God, it felt good.
Only problem was, in my excitement I completely forgot to take a change of clothes and a towel, so I then had an embarrassed, wet walk back across my place of work to my car. I needn't have worried though, there were so many people doing a similar journey that no-one gave two tiny shits what I was up to, and if anyone recognised me, they didn't show it, or react. No doubt there will be CCTV footage of a member of Senior Management climbing into his car in a state of undress, but I am increasingly realising in this job that when people are on holiday, their usual convictions about what's socially acceptable go completely out of the window, so I really don't think anyone will care.

RC 14-7-22

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