"I'm So Hot" (a crapoem)

I'm so hot
I'm full of cramp

I'm so hot

My balls are damp

I'm so hot

I'm soaked in sweat

I'm so hot

My arse crack's wet

I'm so hot

I feel confused

I'm so hot

My toes have fused

I'm so hot

I'm feeling ill

But I'm so glad
It's Summer, still!

RC 16-6-22