Monday, 5 October 2020

Some random Monday thinking

There are few things in life I enjoy more than watching Simona Halep play tennis.

I find it hard to be optimistic at this time of year… But in 6 month’s time we’ll be in April.

Microsoft Word and its automatic grammar/spellcheck thing is the most annoying thing ever invented. If you write “6 month’s time” it tells you it’s wrong. If you write “6 months time” it tells you it’s wrong. If you write “6 months’ time” it tells you it’s wrong. Put in any possible combination of apostrophe placements and it will try to correct them all.  Most people reading things couldn’t tell the shagging difference anyway, what difference does it make? Microsoft need to take this feature and shove it up its fecking plop-hole.

American Football is a game where two teams line up facing each other, have their hands all over each other, shout and yell to get each other’s attention, start each play with their faces less than 50cm apart, and spend the whole game trying to physically block the opposition. Why is anyone surprised they’re getting Covid outbreaks???

I’m determined not to let the weather to drag me down. The first day we have without rain, I’m breaking out the barbecue….

RC 5-10-20

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