Friday, 22 May 2020

I f**king hate nettles


Seriously, though, what is the sodding point of nettles? I don’t believe in God, but if I did, I would accuse him of inventing nettles just to piss off Man and keep us in our place. No matter how many plants I pull out of the ground in our garden, they seem to grow back and spread. They seem to spring up overnight and they seem to sit deliberately in the places where we want to walk or cycle. If you carefully move one aside to get past it, another one will flop over from nearby and wipe itself across your leg or forearm. You try and be nice and not napalm them and the bastards constantly torment you. I HATE THEM.

RC 22-5-20

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