Seriously, though, what is the sodding point of
nettles? I don’t believe in God, but if I did, I would accuse him of inventing
nettles just to piss off Man and keep us in our place. No matter how many
plants I pull out of the ground in our garden, they seem to grow back and
spread. They seem to spring up overnight and they seem to sit deliberately in
the places where we want to walk or cycle. If you carefully move one aside to
get past it, another one will flop over from nearby and wipe itself across your
leg or forearm. You try and be nice and not napalm them and the bastards constantly
torment you. I HATE THEM.
RC 22-5-20
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