Tuesday, 28 January 2020

Sack Me or Kill Me, please


I’ve been sent the schedule for our ‘Uninspiring Tour of Pointlessness’ or whatever it’s being called this year. Seven different area sub-managers visiting three sites in other areas from any of their own, to Spread The Word or Share Ideas or Steal Merchandise or some mundane shite or other.
I can’t believe someone is being paid within our company to put this load of crap together – planning itinerarys, booking lunches, co-ordinating calendars, etc – but maybe that’s a position I should be aspiring to reach. I have no interest in any Area Management promotions, but the thought of having my weird-shaped arse on a spinny chair, arranging a series of wasteful site visits and NOT having to handle orders and staff rotas and all the other balls-and-bollocks that pollute my daily life, is a very attractive thought indeed.

RC 28-1-20
1740 GMT

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