Still so Christmassy

I’m extremely tired tonight, but it’s been a good day.

I worked from 7am to 1pm. It was quite quiet, and I spent most of the time eating ridiculous amounts of chocolate. Then I got home and ate ridiculous amounts of gammon and chips. Then I had a doze, then tonight I have watched a couple of movies with Philippa, drank about a third of a bottle of port, and eaten ridiculous amounts of cheese and biscuits. It’s funny how the ratio of cheese to biscuit alters as my intake of alcohol increases. It all looked very civil at first, but after topping up my glass for the third time I was doing away with the pretence of being dignified and just putting a huge chunk of stilton onto a Cornish wafer. I shall suffer terribly with indigestion later but sod it -

IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!!

(And if anyone tells you that Christmas is over now it’s two days after Boxing Day, kindly garotte them with some tinsel).

RC 28-12-19