Friday, 10 May 2019

Snap (un)happy


I suppose this is the good part of having a Bank Holiday weekend – you get to Friday and suddenly think ‘Wow! Another week gone! That was quick!’
We’re getting some family photos taken tomorrow. Nothing makes me unhappier than having to pose for photos, and nothing makes me cringe harder than those terrible ‘meet the baby’ pictures that people pay hundreds of pounds for and then pollute social media with, BUT – a friend of Philippa’s has recently completed an expensive photography course, and is desperately trying to make a name for herself and get some paid gigs in so she can tell her boss to feck off and work for herself full-time, so she’s doing us some freebies on the agreement that she can use them for her own publicity. I have no intention of letting her stick us on the homepage of her website, but if showing her efforts with us to prospective clients helps her get herself up and running, then I suppose that’s not too bad.
I can absolutely, positively, 100% guarantee you, however, that I will not be attaching even one of the photos to any future blog postings. If that ever happens you can a) assume my account has been hacked and b) hunt me down and kill me with a kebab skewer.

RC 10-5-19
16:50 BST

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