Monday, 15 April 2019

WARNING: BIG RANT


We took Mathew for his first dip in a swimming pool yesterday. Our local leisure centre does a nice little ‘newborns only’ session every Sunday morning and we want him to get used to it as soon as possible. Don’t get me wrong – I’m not expecting him to get a 200metre swimming certificate before his first birthday. It’s just that I’ve seen a lot of toddlers get freaked out when they’re first dropped into a pool or the sea, and it would be good if he was spared a shocking encounter that might scar him for life.
The activity itself was great, but what happened afterwards left me fuming and despairing and I must get it off my chest or I’ll end up with an ulcer, or explode with anger at an employee who hasn’t really done anything wrong but just happens to be in my way when my internal pot boils over.

The last time I went swimming, those showers you have on the way back to the changing room from the pool itself were just there to rinse off the chlorine before you put your clothes back on. Now, it seems, they are there to be used for giving yourself and your family a weekly full-body scrubdown.
Honestly – I’m amazed some of these people didn’t turn up with a basket full of washing.

I’m sure the first person that did this did it in good faith. They probably thought “If we take shampoo in with us, we can wash the kids’ hair on the way through and save them having to get wet again at home by having a bath.” Then, as happens in every aspect of life it seems, other people spied what happened and, being the shit-eating sheep that they are, decided to leap onto the idea and let the swimming pool cover the cost of a big chunk of their water bill.
So can I just pass on a message to the other people who were there today? Just on the off chance that one or two of them might be reading this?

“The showers are NOT THERE for you to shampoo and condition your brood’s hair. Stop clogging up the drains with your exfoliating body scrubs, stop abusing the generosity of the owners and STOP HOGGING THE SHOWERS FOR TEN MINUTES you pr**ks.”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I really must start work.

RC 15-4-19

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