The Return of The Legend that is Fri-ku

Another weekend

I’ll spend time with family

and eating shitloads

Brexit is boring.

Like a smelly nappy change,

I just want it done.

Poor Theresa May

Fifty per cent voted ‘Leave’

But it’s all her fault

Wintry weather week

Wind like Poseidon farting

Rain like Satan’s tears

All drinks can appeal

With only two exceptions

Liebfraumilch and gin

RC 8-3-19