Stream of Conscience A-Z of
Christmas:
A is
for Advent Calendars – an excuse to eat chocolate for breakfast.
B is
for Baileys – for some reason I only drink it in December.
C is
for Cheese – coz at Christmas my intake of it explodes.
D is
for Decorations.
E is
for Eggnog – even though I have no idea what it is.
F is
for Frankincense – as above
G is
for Gravy – makes everything taste better, especially turkey.
H is
for Holly.
I is
for Irish Coffee – for some reason I only drink it in December.
J is
for Jameson’s – my whiskey of choice to go into the drink above.
K is
for Kissing – any excuse, right?
L is
for Licquers – never been sure how to spell it….
M is
for Mince Pies – no explanation needed.
N is
for New Year – the made-up holiday that follows the best one.
O is
for Overindulgence.
P is
for Parsnips – deeply roasted, heavily buttered parsnips…
Q is
for Quizzes – gotta have one after Xmas lunch.
R is
for Repeats – which make up 85% of Christmas TV schedules.
S is
for Stollen – don’t even like it, but it’s traditional fayre.
T is
for Turkey – obviously.
U is
for Us – a sneaky way of mentioning family.
V is
for Virgin Mary – the lady, or the drink. Either, or neither.
W is
for Wrapping – my least favourite aspect of Christmas.
X is
for Xmas – same holiday; less Christ.
Y is
for Young – the way we should all feel.
Z is for
Zuzu – the little girl from “It’s A Wonderful Life”
RC 14-12-18
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