Considerations, not Commandments

A 10-point Guide To Life, for future reading by my son/daughter.

A few things I’ve picked up along the path, Junior. It’s up to you if you follow them….

Never test a battery with your tongue.

Only wash your tea mug once a day – and do it last thing at night. Brews taste better when you use the same mug repeatedly.

Keep your mind clear and your fingernails clean.

Share all your wisdom but keep your disappointments to yourself.

Fall in love with film but don’t be tempted by television.

Don’t live your life on the internet.

Don’t live your life through other people.

Be true to your beliefs, and be truthful to your parents.

Try not to vomit while kissing.

Never eat anything that smells like it’s been through a Walrus.

RC 6-11-18