Wednesday, 18 July 2018

Chesworth consciousness cornucopia


Some thoughts and theories that I have recently jotted down in the ‘Notebook Of Randomness’ on my desk at work...

Why isn’t ‘Love Island’ simply called ‘Sandy Shagfest’?

Philippa has started having cravings… right now she seems to be craving sesame prawn toast and arguments.

If it was Men who had to carry children through pregnancy there’d have been an artificial womb invented centuries ago.

Donald Trump looks like a waxwork sculpture of a love-child spawned by Sylvester Stallone and Margaret Rutherford that’s been left too close to a radiator.

Yahtzee is the British Grand Prix of dice games.

How do I reach a stable moral position internally when I desperately want to combat climate change, but can’t get enough of Summer weather?

Can Viagra be categorised as a performance enhancing drug?

It’s scary to think that at the end of this year I’ll be a parent.

My earlier comment about Donald Trump is really quite confusing.

RC 18-7-18

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