A few things...

This time next month I’ll be one day away from starting my new position.

Scary.

After weeks of pointless chats and considerations, I do at least have a job title now. Are you ready for this? From September 1^st I will officially be Rory Chesworth, District Manager (North-West Suffolk Sub-Division)

Trips off the tongue doesn’t it?

It’s been nice to have temperatures that are Normally-Good-Warmth-For-A-British-Summer, rather than Stiflingly-Baking-Hot-Like-It’s-Frigging-North-Africa. You know I love Summer, but Christ it was hard to stay sane in days of 33 Celsius. At one stage I think I’d had 11 hours sleep in 7 days. Nothing makes it harder to sleep than feeling like you’re laying in a sauna next to a woman whose pregnancy hormones are making her skin feel like a hot water bottle.

We went to see ‘The Greatest Showman’ at an outdoor screening this weekend. Philippa had been keen to see it for a while and I’ve heard so much hype about how great the songs are and how great Hugh Jackman is and how great the world is now this film exists that I thought it might be time to give it a go.

What a pile of bollocks.

RC 30-7-18