Yesterday’s
blog, in retrospect, was a bit of a jumbled mess. It was also very wordy, and a
bit pointless, like a boring run-down of 48 hours in someone’s life with no
real benefit to man or beast. I like to write fun things for you to peruse and
contemplate on, and yesterday’s effort was just a rushed-at-work outpouring of
incoherent thought.
So –
I promise to take my time today and to produce something worthy of your
reading.
Here’s
a list of funny phrases people use instead of the word ‘fart’:
“I’ve
just done a windy wotsit”
“I
just gave birth to an air puppy”
“A
turd-based tornado just blew through Buttock Canyon”
“Little Miss Methane has crept from her cave”
“Gassy
Guff-Guff Trumpington”
“My
internal balloon just sprung a big leak”
“My
bowel baby came out early”
“Whiffy
Whirlwind”
“Those
gas-guns farmers use to scare the crows are loud this year, aren’t they?’
“I
just did an air-shit”
RC 15-5-18
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