Five-Star Review (give or take a few stars)

We went to see “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” tonight. What a pile of shit. It should be called “Kingsman: The Brown Dollop”
It annoys me that in these times of ultra-realistic CGI and an abundance of worldwide cinematic talent to pool from, we’re still being subjected to turgid bumfodder instead of seeing an exponential growth in the quality of movies. 
It’s enough to make you give up on the cinema and start watching reality TV.
Except it isn’t, because that’s even worse.
Oh, how I long for a return to the heady days of 19th Century England, when people created their own entertainment using music, their imagination, and servants, for we didn’t have such things as televisions, tablets and TOWIE.
Sod it, I’m going back to reading books. 

RC 4-10-17