Too hot to finish this blog titl...

Hardly slept last night.
So stuffy in our bedroom.
Ended up laying naked on a blanket on the floor downstairs.
Slept for a few minutes then got awoken by a bastard fly buzzing around me.
Gave up and had a chat about babies instead.
Got excited by the talk and wanted to try for one there and then.
Got rejected by my wife, who said “It’s too hot for all that. Leave me alone” before going back upstairs.
Slept - intermittently - til 5am, when the local birds decided to try and out-sing each other, thus rendering any more shuteye unfeasible. 
And that was my night…..

RC 22-6-17