Wednesday guff

18 degrees Celsius today but loads of drizzle. We’re not allowed to have a dry, bright, warm day are we? There always has to be a pay-off somewhere and only one or two of the three can appear simultaneously. 
To get off the topic of weather, I shall share a salubrious nugget of human expression that I had passed my way by a customer today: “This tonsillitis is driving me crazy. I’ve got a throat like a hookers chimney.”

RC 17-5-17