Golden statues

We’re into film awards season, and films are my thing, and I’ve been drinking, so here’s a load of old nonsense about the Oscars:

WORST FILM EVER TO BE VOTED BEST PICTURE: “The Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King”
BEST FILM NOT TO HAVE WON BEST PICTURE: “Babe”
BEST PERFORMANCE NOT TO WIN AN OSCAR: “Anthony Hopkins: The Remains of the Day”
UNUSED CATEGORY THAT SHOULD BE INCLUDED: Worst English accent by an American actor
MOST SICKENINGLY SELF-IMPORTANT ACCEPTANCE SPEECH EVER: probably Julia Roberts for ‘Erin Brockovich’

RC 25-2-17