Mumbling McCockfeatures

Finally watched the film “Interstellar” last night. It’s hard to tell whether it was good or not because I spent most of the time trying to decipher what Matthew McConaughey was supposed to be saying. What the Hell is wrong with that bloke? He sounded like the love child of Rocky Balboa and Jackie Mason doing an impression of Blanche Dubois after she relocated to Texas and took a lot of tranquilisers. When Michael Caine started talking about finding a wormhole in space I thought “Good. Chuck the lead character in and send him off to another fecking galaxy so he doesn’t ruin any more movies with his cack-handed acting and his cack-mouthed choices of accent.”

RC 10-1-16