Queens face

There was a programme on last night about the life of Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen. About five minutes into it Philippa shifted her gaze from the screen to my face, then back to the television again, then back to my face. Then she said “I knew your moustache reminded me of someone” and started singing “Oh, how I want to break freeeeeee…”
God, I hate her.
Three weeks into Movember, and here’s the complete list (as far as I can remember) of names that people have called me:

Fuzzface
Ferret-kisser
Ned Flanders 
Freddie Mercury
Generic 70s porn star
Saddam Hussein
Fanny-face
C**t-lips
Arkwright from Open All Hours
Mingemouth

RC 21-11-16